Detroit
NO TRESSPASSING
I am a property manager for a large estate near to where I live. The property is on a rarely used dirt road in the middle of nowhere. The is about 3/4 of a mile of road frontage. Across the road from my property is a very large swamp with an abundance of wild life. Ie:beavers, eagles, otters, peepers. It is also home to a “Rookery”. This is a cluster of great blue Herron nests. All of the property on this road is owned by me, another lady, and a rod and gun club and it is all very visibly posted.
People come here to look at nature. I have the authority to kick people off all the land and I do it all the time. Then get annoyed and say nature is for everyone. And I say look from the road. They park on our land, block the driveways and then complain when I ask them to keep out. People park at the bottom of my driveway right in front of a giant black and orange NO TRESSPASSING sign that I put up and tell me they didn’t see it. I always ask them if they would like me to park on their front lawn. They say that’s different. I say no it’s not. If any one of these people got hurt on this land, tripped and broke something or got cut really badly you know they would sue in a second. So I say if the land is posted, STAY OFF!!!!! And respect the land owners. Get permission. It doesn’t hurt to ask. In the mean time if I catch you I will remove you, so don’t throw a fit and try and explain your reasons because I don’t fucking care. If you park in my driveway I will drag your car out. GOT IT?
5 HOUR ENERGY
Yesterday I bought some of that 5 hour energy stuff. I only drank half. I was hoping to get 2 1/2 hours of energy.
EXAMPLE OF CHEAP TOILET OWNERS
Little Shards of Paper
Something that really steams me is; when you go into a public restroom and the cheap ass fucks who own the bathroom buy the cheapest toilet paper. I travel alot. I use bathrooms all over the country and sometimes in other parts of the world. You take a dump and try and get yourself some paper to wipe your ass and every time you try and get some all you wind up with is little pieces. In your heart you want to keep it tidy but you get more and frustrated. In your mind you try and keep this neat, but you end up with a hand full of tiny scraps and what the fuck do you do with this? You throw it on the floor. 9 times of out 10 there is a sign saying something about their out dated septic system or some shit like that. That’s why they use this cheap paper. But get some charman or cottenell or even soft Scott’s and you will see much tider restrooms across America.
6 REASONS WHY I DISLIKE SWALLOW COFFEE SHOP
#1•everybody who works there or drinks there thinks they are the cool of the cool hipsters.
#2•$2.00 for a plain old cup of coffee!!
#3•if you don’t go all the time and they don’t know you, it takes forever.
#4•the coffee tastes like watery shit! If I wanted my coffee to taste like cinnamon, I would put it in myself.
#5•they use almost no local products but act like they are big local supporters.
#6•the name!! It sound more like a sex shop then a coffee shop… Swallow!!
TMI
So I have become very tired of Facebook. My entire life people have told me I share way too much about myself and what I’m doing. Many people have pulled my aside to tell me not “maybe not share all, only some” and only some that is non offensive. Now here’s Facebook and here are all these blowhards telling me everything about their lives. Every hour of every day and night. I do not care what you had for dinner last night, nor do I care what color your fucking kids snow pants are. Or who you are or are not sleeping with. What sickness you have contracted, maybe because of who you were sleeping with, maybe just the flu. I think I go onto Facebook now when I get an alert in my email that says I have 100 or so bullshit posts, just do I can care about 1or2 and archive the rest. Because facebook won’t even let you delete shit. So unfriend me if you want, because I mostly don’t care anyway.
Truck Pizza
357 Warren st., or there abouts. Go and support Sam and Sam and tell them chuck the goat herder sent you
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The Dawn and Drew Show! #976
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